List (alcohol)

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Young man: This year, I’m spoiling myself. I want new headphones. I also want running shoes, a wireless charger, oh or a subscription to a music streaming service, yeah. A bottle of wine. A car accident. A skull fracture and a few months in the hospital.

Female announcer: No one wants that for the holidays. Don’t drink and drive. A message from the gouvernement du Québec.