Hi, I’m Pete, and I just wanted to tell you that if you don’t have a designated driver to take you home after your party, I don’t mind giving you a lift. You can slide comfortably into the back seat, and we’ll head over to the station so I can put you under arrest. 

There’s still time to choose a designated driver… instead of ending up with Pete, police officer. A message from the Société de l’assurance automobile du Québec.